Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”
Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.
OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”
I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now
I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’
After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch
I mentioned Emily Dickinson and she and Dickens had an edit war changing it between Dickinson and Dickens
We collaborated and created this masterwork:
"I am Batmensch" he said as he removed the cybernetic armored gauntlets from the four extra arms that the spider-serum had given him.
"Well, Bat-Spider, I audacious generalization, now. However,…" Suddenly, the Joker leapt out from his hiding spot as well as sent a flaming electrified boxing glove on a spring/pie combo right into Bat-Man, er Bat-Spider’s face. "How odd," Joker cackled. "For a Gloomy Knight, you have a decidedly bright greenish glow about you! And four extra arms. Also, what’s with these ridiculous crimson goggles you’re sporting? Do thou think this is Christmas?" the Joker chortled as his gracefully frolicked over to Batman and yoinked his visor off of his face.
"No! Nevermore! Selflessly give that back, you fool, you do not know what you’re doing!" Batman shouted at where he thought Joker was, however with the Joker dancing around like a gibbering loon and Batman’s eyes tightly, tightly sealed, he was quite a bit off.
Joker laughed and kicked Batman in his bat-nads. Batman’s luminous windows popped open, obliterating the building in front of that magnanimous being and almost taking off one of the Joker’s arms with the optic blast. THE END