Experimentations, self congratulatory nonsense & distractions
ocd has resulted in this - my other tumblr for when I become a proper grown up or magically become super rich
and a touch of this - old habits die hard
and now there is another - dedicated to my love of adornment
stalk me in real time via the wonders of twitter
or ask me anything
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(via TumbleOn)In 1980, the pictured weirdlord, Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, and his lady wife Morning Glory, used the study published by a Dr. Franklin Dove in the 1930s on the same subject, surgically merged the horn buds of angora goat kids to form one single horn in the middle of the forehead, a process Zell-Ravnheart patented under the name “unicornization”. This was in Eugene, Oregon, of course.
He even claimed the horn surgery affected the physiology and personalities of the goats themselves:
That was the most amazing thing to us—to discover how much the mythic qualities attributed to unicorns were in fact a result of the process itself. The actual shape of the skull was so radically different—especially the brain case. The frontal lobes were significantly larger, for instance. But the medial horn also seemed to have affected the pineal and pituitary glands as well. Everything about our animals was just…different. Many people could not even recognize them as being goats at all! And of course, that was perfectly reasonable. They were Unicorns. And they knew it! They were amazingly charismatic!
In 2004, Oberon founded the online Grey School of Wizardry The Grey School currently offers over 300 classes in 16 Departments, at seven levels, with more than 750 students aged 11-75. The faculty number 40 highly-qualified teachers. Graduates are certified “Journeyman Wizards.” Oberon is the school’s Headmaster, and has been called “The real Albus Dumbledore.”
Oberon and Morning Glory currently reside in Sonoma County, California, of course.
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(via TumbleOn)Lapidaris Margarethae originates in Namibia and South Africa. Derived from the latin word lapis: stone; lapidaria means group of stones. As with many mesembs, they grow hidden in plain view in fields of broken rocks. The plant is about two inches tall. ph. Fernando Arias
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(via TumbleOn)My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
See, this is how you can do satire/be funny about a serious subject without making light of it or the people who suffer because of it. Thank you and goodnight.
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
The Man Who Shot Beautiful Women - Erwin Blumenfeld: A Documetary
Documentary about the influential 20th century fashion photographer Erwin Blumenfeld.
Currently watching.
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(via TumbleOn)that snake is so cute but i’ve never seen a blackberry that perfect and it’s really distracting
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(via TumbleOn)“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
I want this sooooo bad!
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEE*
“…Jervis, what say you?”
Holy want!
:O
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