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1 year ago on March/31/2011 at 03:00am with 518 notesReblog
marlo-noni:

thedailywhat:
Whatever CANADA’S TITTIES ARE HUGE. I CAN PROVE IT.

I come from small titty land. In fact there’s a tree that grows in Magoebaskloof near the Limpopo that has raised thorns that look a bit like boobies. The belief is that young teenage girls should go to these trees at sunrise & rub their titties against the thorns while asking the tree for bigger breasts & then walk away from the tree without looking away from it. 

marlo-noni:

thedailywhat:

Whatever CANADA’S TITTIES ARE HUGE. I CAN PROVE IT.

I come from small titty land. In fact there’s a tree that grows in Magoebaskloof near the Limpopo that has raised thorns that look a bit like boobies. The belief is that young teenage girls should go to these trees at sunrise & rub their titties against the thorns while asking the tree for bigger breasts & then walk away from the tree without looking away from it. 

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    What? I ain’t from Russia.
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    come from small titty land. In fact there’s a tree that grows in Magoebaskloof near the Limpopo that has raised thorns...
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    ^^ To the person who said “All people with Ds gotta be fat,” I am 5’5”, 120 lbs and a DD. I hit puberty when I was 9 and...
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    alisonqueue:nerdycouture:brokentripod:thedailywhat:...where the hell are my D’s? I have...
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    country (click to enlarge) (Map of average
  12. abbieunholy reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    anon way back when. Here’s kinda what we discussed. Except teh average size
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    hmmmm i still love
  16. greatkatestate reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Patrick this should...good for our trip to Russia.
  17. shadowkai45 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    very interesting haha.
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    lol I refuse to believe the average boob in America is a D.
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